Contraband foodstuffs Wibby’s 10-pound dachshund has secretly dragged under the bed and eaten during the past two weeks:
- three granola bars
- two small boxes of raisins
- one bag of gorp
- one-third of a large box of dog treats
- a previously unopened bag of Swedish Fish
- an avocado
And that’s not counting the two cups of coffee she climbed up on the coffee table to drink.