Margaret: What’s that?

Wibby: Oh, it’s just a really messy pile of dog poop; I think Emma ate too many cicadas.

Margaret: But it’s white.

Wibby: That’s because I sprinkled a little flour on it.

Margaret: Mom, why did you sprinkle flour on the dog diarrhea?

Wibby: Just to give my nosy daughter something to wonder about.