Margaret: What’s that?
Wibby: Oh, it’s just a really messy pile of dog poop; I think Emma ate too many cicadas.
Margaret: But it’s white.
Wibby: That’s because I sprinkled a little flour on it.
Margaret: Mom, why did you sprinkle flour on the dog diarrhea?
Wibby: Just to give my nosy daughter something to wonder about.