“Did you SEE that ugly sheriff who’s in hot water because he got caught having an affair on the job? Never mind whether it was right or wrong, what was that woman even thinking? If that fat dummy had taken his clothes off in front of me, I’d’ve been running down the highway before his underwear hit the floor.”
I would love to seen that – you running down the street while he is trying to get his underwear down. Awesome. Love you always,
Love these narratives (whether real or imagined).