Wibby: You know that book you got me, Death Comes to Pemberley?
Wibby: Well, the author’s already written another one.
Margaret: What’s this one called?
Wibby: A Million Shades of Grey, or something like that.
Margaret: Fifty Shades of Grey?
Margaret: Mom, that book wasn’t written by P.D. James.
Wibby: But it’s by a woman with two initials for her first name and James for her last name.
Margaret: But I promise you it’s not P.D. James.
Wibby: Oh. Well, anyway, if you get happen to get a copy for free, I’d like to take a look.
Margaret: You know it’s basically porn, right?
Wibby: And you know I’m a big girl, right?
Eclectic is good. Hey, Wibby. 🙂