Doctor: Are you seeing OK?
Wibby (very cheerfully): Not at all.
Doctor: How’s your hearing?
Wibby (very cheerfully): Not too good.
Doctor: How are your knees?
Wibby (very cheerfully): 78 years old.
Doctor: Are you seeing OK?
Wibby (very cheerfully): Not at all.
Doctor: How’s your hearing?
Wibby (very cheerfully): Not too good.
Doctor: How are your knees?
Wibby (very cheerfully): 78 years old.
“Who is that woman wearing nothing but a Band-Aid?”
“I’m sorry, I’m a broke old lady, goodbye.”
“No thanks. It doesn’t sound like it’s worth putting a bra on for.”
“You tell that landlady if she doesn’t get this furnace working right, I might have to crawl in bed with her husband tonight to keep warm.”
“Let’s get out of this awful place and find us a fried chicken sandwich.”