The World According to Wibby

In which Wibby has a checkup

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized March 4, 2010

Doctor: Are you seeing OK?

Wibby (very cheerfully): Not at all.

Doctor: How’s your hearing?

Wibby (very cheerfully): Not too good.

Doctor: How are your knees?

Wibby (very cheerfully): 78 years old.

 

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In which Wibby watches the Grammys

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized January 31, 2010

“Who is that woman wearing nothing but a Band-Aid?”

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Wibby’s standard response to telemarketers

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized January 28, 2010

“I’m sorry, I’m a broke old lady, goodbye.”

 

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In which Wibby declines an invitation

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized January 12, 2010

“No thanks. It doesn’t sound like it’s worth putting a bra on for.”

 

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In which Wibby proposes a solution to the heating problem

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized January 8, 2010

“You tell that landlady if she doesn’t get this furnace working right, I might have to crawl in bed with her husband tonight to keep warm.” 

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Joe is happier about the snow than Wibby is

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized January 7, 2010

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In Which Wibby Registers Her Opinion of Sushi

Posted by The World According to Wibby in Uncategorized January 4, 2010

“Let’s get out of this awful place and find us a fried chicken sandwich.”

 

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