Doctor: Are you seeing OK?
Wibby (very cheerfully): Not at all.
Doctor: How’s your hearing?
Wibby (very cheerfully): Not too good.
Doctor: How are your knees?
Wibby (very cheerfully): 78 years old.
In which Wibby watches the Grammys
“Who is that woman wearing nothing but a Band-Aid?”
Wibby’s standard response to telemarketers
“I’m sorry, I’m a broke old lady, goodbye.”
In which Wibby declines an invitation
“No thanks. It doesn’t sound like it’s worth putting a bra on for.”
In which Wibby proposes a solution to the heating problem
“You tell that landlady if she doesn’t get this furnace working right, I might have to crawl in bed with her husband tonight to keep warm.”
Joe is happier about the snow than Wibby is
In Which Wibby Registers Her Opinion of Sushi
“Let’s get out of this awful place and find us a fried chicken sandwich.”
The World According to Wibby 