Margaret: I can’t believe Tricia let you drink two margaritas.
Wibby: Well, why in the world not?
Margaret: Because the last thing you need is a bad fall on your way down the steps.
Wibby: I’ll have you know that I have been drinking margaritas since long, long before you were born, and I’m here to tell you that tequila does not make a person falling-down drunk. Tequila just makes a person sleep real good.