Margaret: I can’t believe Tricia let you drink two margaritas.
Wibby: Well, why in the world not?
Margaret: Because the last thing you need is a bad fall on your way down the steps.
Wibby: I’ll have you know that I have been drinking margaritas since long, long before you were born, and I’m here to tell you that tequila does not make a person falling-down drunk. Tequila just makes a person sleep real good.
The World According to Wibby 
I would love to share margaritas with Wibby! The conversation would be priceless! She’s right about sleeping well but I think the falling down effect comes after it makes your clothes fall off…as the song goes!
“Tequila just makes a person sleep real good.” At the bottom of the steps. Trust me on this.